We received a call one day
From TV's Inspector Maigret
He said beware, oh oh take care
Oh La Viper aw aw aw aw aw

Though we had a head on start
We were warned by Mr Lockhart
He said beware, take care chaps
Of the viper aw aw aw aw aw

We didn't pay much attention to them
Until we got a call from the Z-car me,
They said beware, take care wack
Of the viper, how scary

Then called a man who looed so weird
He had one fang and purple knotted beard
His face was black and his feet were red
When he opened his mouth this is what he said

I am the viper, I am the viper
Beware of the viper
I am the viper, de window wiper
So where are the windows to wash

He vipes by day and he vipes by night
The vipers job is alright
He vipes so well that his hands been shed
Who is this man with the monstorous head

He is the viper, the window viper
He comes to wash all the windows
He is the viper, the window viper
So where are all the windows to wash
Get up the ladder
Where are all the windows to wash
Give up me bucket
Where are all the windows to wash
Cha cha cha.

